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Bongrip Shop Trip
00:53
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I went to the supermarket to buy a loaf of bread
and I ended up with coco pops and an apple pie isntead.
I went to the supermarket to buy a thing of juice,
but instead I got some grain waves, snickers and a chocolate moose.
Ginger beer, foccacia bread,tiny cheese, nutella spread,
chocolate milk, onion rings, carrot cake, so many things to buy.
This is why you dont shop high, so much delicious food to buy.
Smoke some weed, eat some food.
Weed is mean, food is good.
Om nom nom nom nom.
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2. |
Kinder Surprise Attack
00:59
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Chocolate milky goodness with a little surprise inside
When I found I got a puzzle I almost fucking cried
All I wanted was a toy just like any other boy
Left with a shitty chocolate egg. I wish I was dead.
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Party Shirt
00:48
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I like to wear a lot of black
'cause I have a lot of fat,
but when it's time to drink a lot
there's only one shirt I got.
Party shirt!
Let's get drunk.
Party shirt!
Let's get crunk.
I like to wear bands on my shirts
to show that i'm a punk rock nerd,
but on weekends i'm only trying
to look like a big fat hawaiian.
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4. |
Dumbinos
01:11
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Pizza slicers aren't hard devices.
So why can't you get it right?
Eight even pieces would be nice.
Dominos sucks
Mr Wedge - You fucked it up
Vegorama - You fucked it up
6 Meats - You fucked it up
Godfather - You fucked it up
I've looked right into your eyes and I know you're dead inside
But do you think you perhaps could just this one time get it right?
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5. |
XgargoylesX
01:15
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Snackless//No Snacks
01:46
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Open up the cupboard,
we have no snacks.
A mueslie bar, biscuit, bag of chips
is all I really ask
I can see soya sauce,
tin of kidney beans,
but the empty packet of oreos
is what really hurts the most.
No snacks, no snacks. Snackless, no snacks.
We have no snacks. Snackless, no snacks
Just bread. Brown bread.
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7. |
Cookie Cutter
00:42
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Two dollars in, disappointment out.
The cookie hangs while I go without.
I paid for you you belong to me.
The next guy gets one for free.
Customer service, put on hold.
Cookieless depression feels so cold.
Fuck you cookie.
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Starting off the night real slow,
before the booze start to flow.
Then you get those saucer eyes,
now you're the one that I despise
Face turning red,
clawing at my shirt,
yelling in my ear,
if only you'd pass out.
But you'll suffer the final revenge
on the walk home my annoying friend.
Booze wears off as you hear chirping
and begins "the true punishing".
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Don't have change, drivers mad at me.
Sitting next to the guy who smells like pee.
Beady eyes staring at me.
Why don't you sit where I can't see you?
Gangster scribbles all over the glass.
Shouldn't you fucking kids be in class?
Chris Brown ringtones still don't hide
talk of who got fingered at lunch time.
This would be better if I was drunk, probably, but probably not.
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10. |
Pacific Thrash Vortex
00:28
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I don't throw rubbish in the sea
and I know that I won't now.
I saw this shit on the tv
and it buzzed me the fuck out.
The sea is full of plastic.
That is not fantastic.
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I don't want to go to the gallery,
I want to stay at home and play.
I hate looking at paintings,
they all look fucking gay.
Last time we went my legs got really sore,
so I threw a tantrum and sat down on the floor.
I'm 18 dad, I can do what I want.
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I know you like the meteors,
in fact I think I've heard you say
that they're just the best band around
but I would disagree.
I see how you like it.
It is quite consistant.
But psycho billy
is just a wee bit silly.
If they just stopped worrying about their quiffs
maybe they would write more interesting riffs.
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Years spent building my keratin cred,
but just one invasion to strike it all dead.
Clawing my head til its bloody and raw.
This scalp scratching nightmare I cant take no more.
Tiny blood sucking parasites here to suck my crust powers away.
Insanity through excessive itchiness and only one way to make them pay.
Crust punk robert smith.
Drink red wine, smoke a spliff.
Modern day hipster quiff.
Fuck the cure and fuck my life.
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Down the bottom of every bottle
there's a man with arms wide open,
six feet from the edge and he's thinking
are we having fun yet?
No.
Eddie Vedder, Scott Stapp, Chad Kroeger,
you're all crap
Pearl Jam are such a bore.
So much to answer for.
I cant take anymore.
The sound of one man's jaw.
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15. |
Dream On James Bond
01:51
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No greater man will ever be narrator for the BBC.
Filling my days of tv with your knowledge of biology.
I could watch you every hour, trippy insects and buzzy flowers.
Life in cold blood to life of mammals, Attenborough on every channel.
Grass is growing and im waiting in anticipation
for your softly spoken scientific explanation.
David Attenborough,
you're quite thorough.
"Nature themes"
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