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Flakes of shit
00:31
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Crumbliest, flakiest chocolate all over my floor.
As far as chocolate bars go, flakes are very poor.
Crumbs in a bag!
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Smoking bongs, riding dragons, playing guitar on top of mountains, on weed.
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Gnome raper
00:26
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When I'm old I swear I'll never garden.
I'd rather take viagra and wait to see if my cock will harden.
Why do they do it?
Why do they talk about it all day?
I'll never fucking garden cause it's really fucking gay.
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Didn't party all night, didn't lose the plot.
Smoked a lot of weed and played xbox.
Watching TV late last night they said meth was an epidemic.
If it's so popular, maybe we should go and try it.
If I could say one thing it's that meth is underwhelming.
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Stop talking about the weather, I don't care if it's rain.
I don't care about the cloud cover, why are you such a pain?
If you mention it one more time, I'll go fucking insane.
Is there really nothing else going on inside your brain?
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6. |
Neon bastard
01:21
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Just walking across the fucking road,
Swerved at by a living, breathing chode.
Dan sent out his fluro attack.
Who knew the chode had just been smoking crack?
Fucking hardout!
Fucking hardout as!
What the fuck bro?
That dude's a fucking spazz
Fat fuck in an orange hi-vis vest
Screaming as we came out of swamp fest.
We just went there to see a show,
Instead a dude got mad and punched out Ben's window.
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Harshing my mellow, harshing my vibe.
You look like one of those cunts from the tribe.
Hummus stains all over my floor.
You can't have a cone, I don't care if you're poor.
Cut off your dreads, steal your power.
You smell like butts bro, take a shower.
Fucking hippies, time to go.
Our house aint cosmic corner bro.
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8. |
Shame, you're christian
01:25
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Mum and dad and two kids
coming out of church when
I'm going to Mcdonalds,
drive on past and yell at them.
god's not real.
Youth group packing up
Saturday at 10 pm,
after some jesus shit
we walk on past and say to them
god's not real.
Guy standing on a street
holding up a sign.
Says that Jesus loves me,
I tell him that's a lie because
god's not real.
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LSD
2CE
I was just smoking green,
Now theres a van following me.
Paranoia, hide my weed.
Canine search for my misdeeds.
"What did you do, we want to help".
Keep my story straight while their faces melt.
This is way too buzzy for me, I just want to smoke weed and watch TV.
Cops on acid, what the fuck is going on?
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Panini faget
00:15
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Hey girlfriiend lets go and get a panini,
I'd rather go to a gay bar and drink a fucking martini.
Lets hang out in our little cafe scene,
and be like everyone else getting high on caffeine.
Paninis are gay sandwiches.
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I tolerated you having the vote,
I tolerated your cute little rock bands,
but this is too much
Menstrual fluid is not something to be celebrated.
Feminism isnt found in a silicon cup.
Don't you get it?
Im not brainwashed or a tool of the patriarchy
Just because I think that periods are kinda yucky.
It's fucking gross, use something else.
Go fuck yourself, cause i won't if you use moon cups
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Where the fuck's my fucking Bic?
Give it back you fucking dick.
I've searched every nook and cranny,
I even searched Dakota's Fanny.
I just want to smoke a bong,
this fucking shit is fucking wrong.
There's no lighters in the couch,
but at least I found a pouch
Give it back!
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13. |
Weenie roast
00:27
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Talking to you was awkward enough,
til you pointed out who your girlfriend was.
Dan looked at me with a smile on his face,
and I realised where I knew her from.
Spitroasted by a dwarf.
I cant hear what you're saying anymore.
and I cant think about anything else.
What would you think if I told you?
What if I just blurted it out?
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Swords on the forge
00:20
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I dont want to listen to music in the lounge.
I dont want to go have a ciggie outside.
I dont want to talk shit in the hallway.
I dont want to have sex in the bathroom.
Swords on the forge!
Kitchen party,
wheres the knives?
Fuck yous guys,
these are all mine.
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Funemployment
00:54
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Smoke some weed,
watch TV,
masturbate,
go to sleep,
repeat!
Unemployment is the life for me.
When there's no work, my whole day is free.
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